Stop talking about Julie Couillard's cleavage!

There's one very important point that everyone seems to be missing: Julie Couillard wasn't wearing cleavage. For cleavage, the breasts have to touch. Like this:

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Julie Couillard was wearing her breasts down, like this:

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Regardless of whatever else happened between Maxime Bernier and Julie Couillard, the fact remains that that is not cleavage. It is merely potential for cleavage

By talking about her alleged cleavage, you're not only a) making it look like we have nothing more important to worry about than someone's neckline and b) embarrassing us on the international stage by making it look like Canadians can't handle cleavage, you're also embarrassing us on the international stage by making it look like that's what we think cleavage is, as though we can't do better.

No wonder Eddie Izzard isn't coming here!