Sunday, May 18, 2008

I hope virgins don't read penis enlargement spam

Seen in my spam folder: "Your powerful rod will rip her blouse off!"

Now, I'm am open-minded person, I understand that there is a wide variety of sexual practices out there (probably more than I'm even aware of), but I think I can say without fear of contradiction that that is the wrong way to remove a blouse. There are other options that will be far less damaging to both the blouse and your penis.

2 comments:

laura k said...

LOL

I always think of my mother reading the spam subject lines.

Not that she's a virgin or anything.

impudent strumpet said...

Whoa, now you've got me thinking of how my grandmothers would react!

I suspect they might be more worldly than they let on, but I'm not sure if a person can become internet-porn worldly without internet access. (And if we're talking about my grandmothers specifically, I don't care to find out.)