GRAWR! The cable guy isn't here yet! I wanted to do a bit of shopping today - nothing major, just pick up a couple of things at the dollar store and a couple of tops at Fairweater's, it's just a block away and shouldn't take more than 1/2 hour. But I can't because the cable guy hasn't come yet and the mall closes at 5 on Sundays!

I want to call and say "Hello? Where's my cable guy?" but I can't do that because the buzzer is hooked up to my phone and if he comes while I'm on the phone I won't know and I won't be able to buzz him in.

I'm going to the bathroom to take a great big dump. That will probably guarantee that he comes while I'm on the toilet.