Open Letter to greeting card shops

If, in addition to Father's Day cards for children to give their fathers, you also want to stock Father's Day cards for wives to give their husbands (phrased that way because that's how the cards were phrased), that's perfectly fine with me. I totally get that your business is to convince everyone in the world to buy cards for everyone in the world.

But would you mind terribly moving the wife-to-husband cards futher away from the child-to-father cards, so we don't wander into them by accident? It's really quite skeevy to be looking for a card for your father and suddenly land on something suggestive.