Thursday, June 26, 2008

Cunt.

So Catholic bishops in Alberta are opposed to the cervical cancer vaccine because they think it will encourage girls to have casual sex.

You know, I got Gardasil last year - got my last shot in the fall - and now every time someone propositions me, I don't give a moment's thought to a single thing except pregnancy, HIV/AIDS, gonnohrea, syphillis, chlamydia, herpes, crabs, yeast infections, urinary tract infections, heartache, emotional drama, the durability of friendship, the possibility of unintentional adultery, penises that are too small, penises that are too big, inopportune latex allergies, recent advances in candid digital photography, the effect of readily-available pornography on certain individuals' sexual expectations, and my own personal sexual preferences!

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