As most people reading this know, I have spend the last five years in an ongoing quest to NOT get hit on when riding an elevator or subway or otherwise venturing out in public.
Today I discovered the secret: be near a woman who is more attractive than me.
It's that simple. I don't know why I never thought of it before.
All I have to do is find the most attractive woman in the area, be in her general vincinity, and suddenly I get the luxury of being invisible!
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You'd think, but empirical evidence suggests otherwise.
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