I had a dream where we were driving to my aunt's for xmas, but we had Remus,
Tonks, and some other members of the Order of the Phoenix in the car with
us. We stopped in at a bar for some reason that had to do with xmas presents
and had to do with Remus's affliction, and my father was absolutely SHOCKED
that Tonks drank rum and coke. I wanted to say, "What do you expect her to
drink, Firewhiskey?" but that would have been a violation of the Muggle
Protection Act, so I said, "What do you expect her to drink, Pan-Galactic
Gargleblasters?" There were also red shoes like Perdita Felicien's involved
somehow.

Speaking of Perdita Felicien, there should be a rule at any place where
there's a turnstile that if you can hurdle over the turnstile (i.e.. jump
over without touching it) or limbo under it (or, alternatively, if you're a
small child or a little person and you can walk straight under without
altering your posture at all), you're allowed to enter the place for free.