I had to wear sunglasses on the way home from the subway! Winter is coming to an end!

In the mail today I got a flyer talking about a new residential property, advertising "No condo fees! No downpayments!" "Hmm," I thought, "whatever kind of new condo could this be?" I perused the flyer further, and found that there are no condo fees and no downpayments because it is a rental property!

I live in a rental building! I don't have condo fees and downpayments! You can't sell me rental property that way! Do your research people! Read the "apartments for rent" sign out front!