Now, because I know you all want insight into my twisted little life, a list of some of my Guilty Pleasures (the first ten I can think of):

- Lemon butter cookies
- M*A*S*H
- The rampant plot and character analysis found in the forums of Harry Potter fanfic sites
- Dogs With Jobs
- cutebabyanimals.com
- Insaniquarium
- On days when I don't have to get up early, setting my alarm to play the radio at some time in the morning, ignoring it, and dozing back off
- Loudly cracking some random joint in the middle of a conversation, making it look like an accident ,and innocently continuing talking as though I have no idea that I just produced this disgusting noise
- Reading the comics before the rest of the newspaper
- Putting mustard on my fries