I have a bunch of long posts in mind, and I'm too lazy to type them all out. So instead here's my latest religious theory:
If the messiah is in fact going to be born of a virgin impregnated by the holy spirit as postulated in the bible, it has already happened.
Why? Because between 2000 years of missionaries and evangelism, and today's mass media capabilities, everyone's already heard the story. So here's how it would go down today:
Archangel Gabriel: "Do not be afraid, for I bring you glad tidings. You have been blessed among women!"
Virgin: "Oh no you don't! I heard what happened to the last girl you said that to!"
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