Thursday, October 19, 2023
How to get a wax cork out of a winged corkscrew
Monday, October 02, 2023
"And also" is the key to appreciating the little things in life
Monday, September 25, 2023
Where I'm at on social media (literally and philosophically)
Monday, July 31, 2023
Good Omens subtitle translations: "They are toast: T-O-S-T...E!"
At one point in the second season of Good Omens, the demon Shax, who is already established as a poor speller, says "They are TOAST! T-O-S-T-...E!"
Naturally, I started thinking about how you might translate that.
Fortunately, there are subtitles in 29 different languages, so I decided to write them down.
(I originally braindumped this on Twitter, but given that it's no longer reliable or googleable, I'm also putting it here.)
Additions, analysis, commentary, and transcriptions of the languages I can't do myself are more than welcome!
Canadian French: "fichus: F-I-S-H-U"
France French: "cuits: C-U-I-S"
German: "töte: T-Ö-H-T-E"
Latin American Spanish: "fritos: F-R-I-T-O-S" (no error )
Spain Spanish: "muertos: M-U-R-T-O...S"
Polish: "po nich: P-O N-I-C-H" (no error)
Bahasa Melayu (Malay): "mati: M-A-T-E" (I think - I'm not certain about the morphology)
Catalan: "Fregits: F-R-E-J-I-T-S"
Dansk (Danish): "kaput: K-A-P-U-D"
Euskara (Basque)): "akabatu: A-Q-A-B-A-T-U"
Filipino has her spell out "P-A-T-A...I", but I don't see that combination of letters in the preceding sentences. I don't know enough about the language to provide more info.
Indonesia: "celaka: C-E-L-A-G-A"
Italian: "fritti: F-R-I-T-T..I:
Magyar (Hungarian): "kampec: K-A-N-P-E-C...Z"
Nederlands (Dutch): "klos: C-L-O-S"
Norsk Bokmal (Norwegian): "ferdige: F-R-E-D-I-G...E"
Brazilian Portuguese: "fritos: F-R-I-T-O...Z"
Portugal Portuguese: "ares: A-R-E-S...E" (the whole segment is "vão todos pelos ares" - I have a hunch "ares" might not contain all the meaning)
Romanian: "praf: F-R-A-P"
Suomi (Finnish): "mennyttä: M-E-N-Y-T-A"
Swedish: "döda: D-Ö-D-D-A"
Turkish: "kizartirium: K-I-Z-A-T-T" (the letters I've transcribed as "i" are actually the dotless Turkish I, but I don't know how to type that)
Cestina (Czech): "napadrt: N-A-P-A-T-R-T" (There's a diacritic on the T that I don't know how to make)
Greek is available, but I don't know how to transcribe or transliterate it.
Russian (my transliteration): "kayuk: K-O-YU-G"
Ukrainian: the word is (my transliteration) "kinets" with a soft sign at the end, and she spells it out as (my transliteration "K-I-N-E-TS" without the soft sign at the end.
There are also Hebrew and Arabic subtitles, but I can't read, transcribe or transliterate them.
Tuesday, May 02, 2023
Things I Don't Understand: people who value health labour but don't value COVID protections
Saturday, March 18, 2023
Saving for a down payment is not the only barrier to housing affordability
Toronto in 2021Time to save for down payment: 20+ years
What is Toronto’s starter home of this decade? In short, it’s further from the core, harder to attain and requires decades’ worth of savings.
Looking at properties that fell around 20 per cent below the average cost in 2021, there were still some bungalows in the mix, such as a raised bungalow that hit the market in the Scarborough neighbourhood of Birchcliffe-Cliffside. A property listing describes the house’s interiors as “well maintained but dated.”
It was offered in as-is, where-is condition, meaning the seller wouldn’t be making any repairs for the new buyer. “Buy to renovate or rebuild,” it suggested.
Like so many properties across Toronto last year, it sold for well above its listing price. Four days after records show it was listed for $699,900, it went for nearly $200,000 more, with a sale price of $875,000.
To reach a 20 per cent down payment, an individual or family would be tasked with tucking away a whopping $175,000. The median household income across the city last year was $84,000 — meaning this “starter” home would take more than 20 years of savings.
This is all true, but let's also look at the mortgage situation.
Median household income last year was $84,000.
Using Tangerine's "How much can I borrow?" calculator (because that's the one I find most user-friendly), with an income of $84,000, the $175,000 down payment calculated above, and all the other settings left to default, we get a total mortgage of $432,946.
Saturday, January 28, 2023
Cascade Complete from the grocery store is better than Cascade Complete from Amazon
Saturday, January 07, 2023
Romance novels vs. fanfiction
Wednesday, January 04, 2023
"He's an asshole but I don't remember why": a post-head-injury phenomenon
Sunday, December 11, 2022
I do not recommend front fill coffee makers
Hamilton Beach front fill coffee maker |
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
Explicio via absurdum
Sometimes I find that the opposite of reductio ad absurdum is actually helpful - using an utterly absurd or extreme example to explain a concept.
With my complete lack of Latin knowledge, I've been calling this "explicio via absurdum", but I welcome any corrections to my Latin!