"...aux adjoints aux directeurs généraux..."
I paused, leaned back, folded my arms and smirked.
My text prattled on for a moment before it realized I had stopped, then turned and looked at me questioningly.
I raised an eyebrow. "Do you realize what you just did?"
My text furrowed its brow, mentally replaying the last couple of phrases, until a look of realization dawned. "Oh shit..."
I leaned forward, making my voice low and dangerous. "And you realize what I have to do to you now?"
My text just stared up at me, wide-eyed.
I smiled evilly. "Come on, you know I don't make the rules," I said, wielding my usage handbook. "And besides," I added, googling up several hundred precedents, "Everyone's doing it!"
My text still didn't look convinced.
I leaned in close and whispered "Listen, just between you and me, I've never had an opportunity to do this before." I looked it right in the eyes. "Don't you want to be my first?"
My text's eyes were still wide and apprehensive, but it nodded its assent.
"Excellent." I licked my lips. "Now just sit back and relax, and I'll do this as gently as I can."
I reached down, warily at first but soon gaining more confidence, and typed "...the Directors General's assistants."
2 comments:
Any point in explaining this to the non-langlings?
Nopes, just silliness.
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