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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Things They DID Invent

1. Mine:

Me in 2005.

In the Toronto Star today.


2. Not mine:

xkcd c. 2006.

Terry Jones yesterday.
Posted by impudent strumpet at 9:50 pm
Labels: comics, in the news, monty python, Things They Should Invent

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