Seen in my spam folder: "Your powerful rod will rip her blouse off!"
Now, I'm am open-minded person, I understand that there is a wide variety of sexual practices out there (probably more than I'm even aware of), but I think I can say without fear of contradiction that that is the wrong way to remove a blouse. There are other options that will be far less damaging to both the blouse and your penis.
LOL
ReplyDeleteI always think of my mother reading the spam subject lines.
Not that she's a virgin or anything.
Whoa, now you've got me thinking of how my grandmothers would react!
ReplyDeleteI suspect they might be more worldly than they let on, but I'm not sure if a person can become internet-porn worldly without internet access. (And if we're talking about my grandmothers specifically, I don't care to find out.)