impudent strumpet

Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines

Sunday, October 31, 2010

In this blog's ongoing tradition of claiming credit for everything...

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Last year, I proposed changing the meaning of the word "circumnavigate" . In today's Star: "On the merits of circumnaviga...

How to get Rogers to realize that there's a network problem in your neighbourhood

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My internet's been down for nearly three days with some complicated problem that's maybe three levels more complicated than I can un...
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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Teach me how to disinfect (or psychologically decontaminate) apples

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I'm on the subway juggling my purse, book, and a number of shopping bags, one of which contains a gorgeous batch of farm-fresh Cortland ...
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

My political strategy oracle lives on

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I've blogged before about this weird pattern of my blog posts becoming political strategy. That pattern seems to be continuing. Yester...
Tuesday, October 26, 2010

So what now?

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In the wake of last night's election results, here's the plan: 1. Everyone tell Rob Ford what we need from our city . Mr. Ford has ...
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How accurate are voter turnout numbers?

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This should be a tweet, but I couldn't get it down to 140. Real blog posts coming later. My sister and I both received voter registratio...
Monday, October 25, 2010

Voted

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You know how movies set in New York City are disproportionately set in that tiny window of fall when there's a perfect ratio of colourfu...
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Sunday, October 24, 2010

Open Letter to Torontonians who are not planning to vote tomorrow

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Dear fellow citizens who are planning not to vote: I assume you're planning not to vote because none of the candidates whom the media ha...
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A bizarre testimonial for Bounty paper towels

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It's a rainy Sunday morning. I'm just out of the shower with my hair sopping wet. I sleepwalk into the kitchen to make coffee...on...
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Saturday, October 23, 2010

I am not happy with media coverage of the Toronto election

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I am not at all happy with how the media has been handling this Toronto election. I think the electioneering started far too early, and I...
Wednesday, October 20, 2010

The Globe and Mail frightens me

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The City of Toronto tells its residents each winter to “be nice, clear your ice,” yet it has 6,300 addresses on file of people who cannot. I...
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Sunday, October 17, 2010

A translation

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For money, I translate other languages into English. For fun, I translate English into English. Today, I would like to translate the follo...
Saturday, October 16, 2010

Non-extraordinariness

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From Miss Conduct's National Coming Out Day post : It is the person who is making the extraordinary claim who needs to produce extraordi...
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It gets better for everyone

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I've been looking at Dan Savage's It Gets Better Project , and it occurs to me that it's more broadly applicable. I must emphas...
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Friday, October 15, 2010

Things I Don't Understand: city councillor candidates endorsing strategic voting for the position of mayor

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The more I think about it, the more I think there's no point in strategic voting for the position of mayor of Toronto. The mayor only g...
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Analogy for the dropped G20 charges

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Some people have said the fact that the G20 charges were dropped means that everything's fine, the system is working like it's suppo...
Monday, October 11, 2010

Entitlement update

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I can't quite seem to muster up a proper blog entry today, so I thought I'd update you on how my Entitlement is going. (If you'...
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Wherein Eddie Izzard explains you what I've learned from him

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The most important of the many many things I've learned from Eddie Izzard is how to be brave and confident by admitting your shortcoming...
Saturday, October 09, 2010

Journalism wanted

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This article intrigues me, because it might possibly explain some cognitive dissonance I've been experiencing. When the NDP won governm...
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