impudent strumpet

Dear Government of Ontario: So you want my organs. Great, I want to give them to you! Here's a law you can pass to make sure that hap...

Lacey on Corner Gas says soda (instead of pop). But she also says Tranna (instead of Tor-on-to.) Does that combination of markers even exis...

I want half a million dollars next time someone makes lewd comments about me! Actually, if the payout were automatic every time you get lew...

With the olympics starting to make the front page, I thought I should post a reminder. If you feel like you should be boycotting the olympic...

"it's unusual for dogs to care for tiger cubs, but it does happen."

1. My previous miracle fitness discovery was to put the newspaper on the floor and read it while I do push-ups. I've made another disc...

In case you haven't heard of it yet, Kiva is a site where you, yes you personally, can provide microloans directly to entrepreneurs. Th...

My regular doctor is on a long-term leave of absence, I don't know why, and I have mixed feelings about the doctor who's replacing h...

I've decided that the person Blue October is singing to in Hate Me is the same person Ani DiFranco is singing about in Fixing Her Hair.

Cuil is clearly having teething troubles so I haven't been able to test it, but here are the things to search for when you're testin...

Apparently it's really hard to sell a condo that doesn't come with a parking space, even in the city. But there are also lots of pe...

People who oppose banning trans fats say that people should have the right to make their own choices to eat what they want. That's exact...

Assuming TranSearch's search engine is accurate and limiting myself to English-language searches because of interference from various co...

You know how sometimes they advertise lipstick by promoting the fact that it won't kiss off? Here's what to do: get two people, hav...

Antonia Zerbisias asks why we wear heels. So why do women, who now run companies, wear shoes that they can't run in? I can run in them a...

A lot of my local homeless people wear coats, even in the summer, even during heat alerts. I assume this is because they need their coats i...

Birth control pills can affect the user's sex drive. Depending on how the hormone levels in the pill interact with your body's natu...

Yesterday I got all pissed off because someone was wrong on the internet. Today I'm getting all pissed off that random people aren'...

Yes, I'm still up. Because someone is wrong on the internet! I'm kind of frustrated. In a community I lurk in (but don't post ...