impudent strumpet

Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Describing accents

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Today, I found myself describing someone's accent as being "like cut glass," because that's the expression that first came...

Analogy for monogamy

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Imagine you're craving coffee. A new coffee shop just opened up right across the street, so you decide to give it a try. The coffee is ...
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Sunday, November 26, 2006

"A complete list of things I have seen and not seen is available on my blog"

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Seen on Yonge St.: two small white puppies, possibly Bichone Frises, possibly Lhasa Apsos, trying to assert dominance over each other. Seen ...
Saturday, November 25, 2006

Open Letters

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Dear blind gentleman in the Eglinton station tunnels around 3:50 pm: I apologize for not walking you to the station myself when you asked me...

Best dry-cleaner ever!

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I highly recommend Vic-Tone Cleaners in North York. They're at 4866 Yonge St., which is a block north of Yonge & Sheppard (southwes...
Thursday, November 23, 2006

High-heeled sensitivity training (for men)

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Inspired by the guy in Sheppard station yelling at his female companion for descending the stairs so slowly. The Physics: In a high-heeled s...

Educated

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I don't feel educated. By most standards I am, by a few standards I'm not. I've had job interviewers who didn't give me jo...
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Sick

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For me, the slang meaning of the word sick has always been "disgusting". In current adolescent parlance, the meaning of the word s...
Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Things I wish I could say without sounding all judgeosaurus

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The vast majority of human discourse occurred before I got here, so the vast majority of words and expressions have taken on certain connota...
Monday, November 20, 2006

How many times do I have to go over this?

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Once again, they're talking about reinstating the draft as an anti-war measure, because lawmakers wouldn't want their children to be...
Sunday, November 19, 2006

Powerful software

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I've become very wary of the adjective "powerful" when used to describe software. It seems the more the word "powerful...

Excuse me, ma'am, but how exactly do you cover your greys?

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Since before I even started going grey, I've wanted to somehow colour my grey hairs some random third colour, like bright crayon red, wh...
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Thursday, November 16, 2006

How For Better or For Worse could have been much improved

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Last spring, For Better or For Worse had Elizabeth suddenly wanting to move back down south. I didn't like this and thought it was out...

Surreal moment of the day

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I was sitting in the subway, just behind the front door of the front car, engrossed in my book as usual, when the train stopped in the middl...

Income splitting

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What surprises me most about income splitting is that it occurs to people in the first place. True, I currently have a one-person household...
Wednesday, November 15, 2006

To keep in mind when talking about municipal voter turnout

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On paper, using the numbers that everyone uses to calculate voter turnout, my own immediate family looks like it has 50% voter turnout. In r...
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

The Accidental by Ali Smith

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The basic premise is quite intriguing. A girl shows up in a family's vacation house. Everyone assumes that she's there with anothe...
Monday, November 13, 2006

Election results

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The three races that I voted in have been called. The incumbent won for city councillor by a vast, vast margin, which surprises and perplexe...

Weird Salon letters

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1. First, someone wrote to Cary Tennis saying that her friend's boyfriend didn't want her to go on the bus in going-out clothes. ...
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