impudent strumpet

Things They Should Invent: A phone number that you call to get an ice cream truck to come to your location!

I have to keep reminding myself that I have some money now, enough that money doesn't matter. Not for important things. And glasses ar...

The very first glasses I've ever liked, and the frames have been discontinued. So I had the idea of getting new lenses in the current f...

I wish there was a way to make my cellphone beep when it was done recharging.

Concepts that exist in every language I've studied but don't exist in English (with examples in French): - a single verb for ...

Imagine you can't talk but can still vocalize - your mouth is full, or you're at the dentist's or something. You want to expres...

From the Brilliant Ideas that will Never Work file: We know that there are waiting lists for some health care services. Some people have...

For my own reference, elements that were introduced in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets that I don't think have yet been used to ...

Un by Dennis Lee It's hard to believe that this is the same man who gave us such childhood pleasures as Alligator Pie. At first glan...

My optometrist recommends anti-reflective coating on my glasses to prevent glare when I'm working with a computer. Problem: I don...

Every single person in my class resembles someone I've met previously. I can go around the room and say "He looks like my cousin, ...

A lot of the time, when someone is convicted of rape/murder/general psychopathy, they interview his friends and neighbours on the news, and ...

I am a geek because: - I special-ordered a dictionary from the UK because I wasn't happy with the selection available in Toronto. -...

Things that were not successfully taught to me in elementary and high school: - The purpose of having multiple drafts of a text isn't...

When I was a child, I was taught that you write out a rough draft with a pencil and paper, and then type it up when you're done. Now,...

In the interest of general public safety, OHIP should cover eye exams for all drivers who are required to wear corrective lenses as a condit...

For my own reference, the books whose reviews I lost in the whole mail-to-blog debacle: The Pleasure of Eliza Lynch: Good concept, would...

FYI: Eye exams are covered by OHIP until Nov. 1, not July 1 as originally planned.

I just had a really bizarre dream. It started at my Babcia's house, where some of my cousins and I were trying to get rid of an infesta...