impudent strumpet

Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines

Sunday, August 31, 2003

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I have a hair that's grey near the bottom and dark at the root. This means that this follicle lost its pigment, and then somehow got it...
Saturday, August 30, 2003

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I can't believe so many people are this ignorant! And they admitted it to a newspaper reporter! In light of this information, I pro...
Thursday, August 28, 2003

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They should make public washroom doors open automatically from the inside but not from the outside

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It's like the instant I graduated, my body betrayed me. It realized "Okay, she's not a student any more, she's a professio...
Wednesday, August 27, 2003

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Is your ISP Shawcable? Do you have my old school email address in your addressbook? Do you have an email address @eaglefaith.com.hk in you...

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Now, because I know you all want insight into my twisted little life, a list of some of my Guilty Pleasures (the first ten I can think of): ...

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I'm surprised to see Ernie Eves make such a stupid strategic error. If he does, in fact, mean that he doesn't intend to impose hi...
Tuesday, August 26, 2003

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Attention world: you need to evaluate politicians based on their party's policy, not on their speeches in times of crisis. Speeches ar...
Monday, August 25, 2003

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I'm watching Monty Python, and despite the fact that it's one of those horribly-edited A&E episodes, it's full of lovely mom...

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A few days ago I was watching a documentary on LaughLab. One of the things they did in their experiments was ask people to rate how funny ...
Sunday, August 24, 2003

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I expected better from the Toronto Star. Phys ed classes are not going to get kids to embrace a healthier lifestyle. It may get them movi...
Saturday, August 23, 2003

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A lot of the political analysis I've been reading lately seems to point to one thing. Politicians ignore young people's key issues ...
Friday, August 22, 2003

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The problem with the movie Thirteen is that it will make parents freak out. Parents will hear about the plot of this movie (even if they do...

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Someone should invent a way to do a search-and-replace through an entire folder of documents instead of having to S&R each document indi...
Thursday, August 21, 2003

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I took a sick day this afternoon. It's weird - I wasn't hugely sick, but I had this crazy headache that seemed immune to Advil, and...
Wednesday, August 20, 2003

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Someone needs to make an algorithm that will index the Webtender database and determine what combinations of ingredients will make the most...

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I just realized that all day today I was using "I typed it by hand" to mean "I actually typed the words into the computer rat...

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Why do elevators have stop buttons? I can't think of any situation in which bringing an elevator to a sudden stop would be helpful. Un...
Monday, August 18, 2003

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I got tomorrow off too! WOOO five day weekend!!! I love my job :)
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I collect languages, give away free ideas, and construct precision analogies.
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