It's official, they don't want my vote

I recently theorized, based on the campaign literature I've received so far, that the Conservative party doesn't care about me at all.

I was right, I am officially of no interest to them.

The Conservatives have given fictional names to demographic segments in the electorate that they've identified.

“Zoey” is a central city inhabitant who eats organic food and is of no interest to them; ditto with “Marcus and Fiona,” a high-income urban couple with no children and professional jobs.

I know, I'm not as cool as Zoey, Marcus and Fiona. I'm only organic when it's convenient, I'm not high-income, and I'm not in a couple household. But that's basically what I identify with and aspire to be.

I'm glad we all understand each other.