Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Deep thoughts on US politics

Barack Obama's name always sounds backwards to me. He should switch it around and be Obama Barack instead. Plus, then he's be higher up on the ballot.

3 comments:

Fran said...

He should get rid of his last name entirely. Rhyming with Osama is not a good thing. He could just be Barry.

laura k said...

ImpStrump, I think most people agree with you.

Rhyming with Osama is not a good thing.

And you know his middle name is Hussein, right?

He could just be Barry.

He was, when he was younger.

impudent strumpet said...

Barry is a gross name! It's like some skeevy guy with a hairy chest and B.O....

Has anyone made a big deal out of the fact that Barack Obama's initials are B.O. yet? Now, if he switched his names around, his initials would be O.B. Which is a tampon.

Which is a pretty good thing for a political leader to be! Because an O.B. is something you thrust into a messy situation and it somehow instinctively knows how to expand just enough to do what needs to be done but not so much as to be painful. Then it keeps the messy situation under control so you can get on with your everyday life as though nothing was amiss. You can even go to the beach!