Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Rules I would make if I were omnipotent

1. Anyone who uses any sort of allusion to participation in a sex act as an insult or a negative adjective receives a lifetime ban from pleasurable participation in said sex act.

2. Anyone who has being diagnosed with a terminal illness and has less than a year left to live is exempted from all laws and regulations intended to protect their personal health and safety (providing this exemption does not put the health and safety of others at risk).

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